Funny Sarcasm Tee, Casual T-Shirt, Humor Shirt, Everyday Fashion

€20,95 EUR

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Sarcasm Counts as Cardio—Right?
Who needs a gym when your comebacks are already doing the heavy lifting? This unisex heavy cotton tee features the bold claim “Sarcasm Is My Cardio”—because sass burns calories (probably).

Perfect for the permanently unimpressed, the socially exhausted, or anyone whose resting heart rate spikes only during eye rolls. With a classic fit and all-day comfort, it's built for maximum chill and minimum effort.

Wear it to brunch, the office, or just to remind people your mouth moves faster than your feet.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for added support and stability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Ribbed collar retains shape for a polished look.
- Crafted from durable cotton blend for year-round wear.
- Ethically produced with a comfortable fit, perfect for any occasion.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12	76.20	81.28
Length, cm	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82	86.36	88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm	38.35	41.91	45.72	49.53	53.34	56.90	60.20	63.50
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81