Sarcasm Is My Cardio T-Shirt – Dark Humor Tee, Witty Graphic Shirt, Unisex Casual Wear
€20,95 EUR
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Out of Shape, But Never Out of Sarcasm.
Who needs cardio when you've got cutting remarks and deadpan charm? This unisex heavy cotton tee is your daily reminder that snark is a lifestyle—and honestly, the only workout some of us are committed to.
Crafted for comfort and built to broadcast your wit, this shirt pairs well with caffeine, eye rolls, and zero tolerance for nonsense. Whether you're dodging small talk, surviving office life, or just existing with flair, this tee’s got your back (and your front).
Perfect gift for the chronically sarcastic, emotionally unathletic, or that one friend who turns sass into an art form.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added support and stability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Ribbed collar retains shape for a polished look.
- Crafted from durable cotton blend for year-round wear.
- Ethically produced with a comfortable fit, perfect for any occasion.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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